Fancy Pam runs the house of ill-repute in town. No matter how many of Deese’ Nuts she consumes she can not satisfy her hunger. Fancy‘s greedy ways are always getting the Colonel into trouble. Although she doesn’t think so, Fancy is actually an adversary; always slowing the Colonel down to satisfy her hunger. And lo to the lady that get in between Fancy and her nuts. Although Fancy’s greedy desire often gets Colonel Deese into hot water, she would give her last set of knickers to bail him out. She has an unholy hatred for Senator Pruny who once slipped Fancy his own Pruny Nuts instead of Deese. And if she ever gets her hands on Pruny’s nuts again she will surly turn them to peanut butter!

The Maidens

Girls these days are spoiled. Thinking that quality nuts are theirs for for the taking. There was a time when a good sack of slaty nuts weren’t so easy to come by. In days gone by, a girl knew how blessed she was when the Colonel and his nuts paid her a visit. While the girls in 1910 are flawed, they have good hearts. They always see the error of the ways after the Crusty old Seaman tells them his moral tales, the tales of colonel deese.