Batman had his Robin, Hans Solo had his Chewbacca, and Colonel Deese his Seaman. In the Epic Battle of Tuna Town Seaman was rescued from the private yacht of the evil Senator Pruny, where he toiled night and day as Pruny’s personal slave, swabbing and scrubbing till his hands would bleed! Ever indebted to the colonel, he becomes his right hand man. Although quick to act brave, Seaman’s faux toughness quickly melts away when danger draws near. As a young lads often are, Seamen is naive and easily fooled by the evil Senator Pruny who remains ever vigilant for a chance to snatch his beloved Seaman back.

Crusty Seaman

As a boy he lived the adventure. Now that Seaman is an old man, he takes it upon himself to keep the legend alive. You can always find him in his corner of the “Elephant Ear” bar in San Francisco, circa 1910. Our show starts here, where the Crusty old Seaman is quick to set a young woman strait should she even look at a sack of Deese Nuts the wrong way. He is grumpy and firm, but always fair. He couldn’t just allow these young ladies to run amuck when Deese Nuts were involved. He is essentially our narrator and anchor of every story. They begin and end with the Crusty Old Seaman and his moral lesson